Texts From Jump City
This is the best blog ever! Keep it up!

Oh golly, thanks! I forgot this was even a thing. I’ve got stuff saved up, I just gotta queue it. :) Expect that tonight or tomorrow.

Whoops, my queue ran out. I’ll fill it again later this week.

(843) You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I’m in.

(843) You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I’m in.

(262): I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home

(262): I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home

(734): he kept saying that we were in ian’s fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.

(734): he kept saying that we were in ian’s fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.

++i'm dying of laughter this is hilarious don't ever stop this blog please. This is amazing.

Haha I’m very happy you like it! It amuses me, so I don’t plan on stopping anytime soon.

(706): It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.

(706): It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.

(306): How was your 8:30 class today?(1-306): Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.

(306): How was your 8:30 class today?
(1-306): Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.

(847): there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.

(847): there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.

(609): Okay. But I hope it isn’t expensive lingerie. Because I’m ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.

(609): Okay. But I hope it isn’t expensive lingerie. Because I’m ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.